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asscrack cleavage is when you take a picture of your cleavage and it looks like an asscrack.
i love my girls tits but half of the pics she sends of her cleavage looks like asscrack cleavage, not good...
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when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.
Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.
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when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake
oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.
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Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).
Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!
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back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples
man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!
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The lines deodorant makes on usually a girl when she applies it heavily then goes out gets sweaty dancing and lifts her arms and you see lines of deodorant in the creases of her armpit!
Damn my night was going good until i looked down and saw coke lines all up in my girls pits!
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Puente - slang
Literal Meaning: bridge
Slang Meaning: long weekend
When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.
What the heck is with all the traffic downtown? Oh crap! its a puente weekend!
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