girlfriend

something you and i will never have because we are lonely

tyler: hey bro i just got this hot ass chick to fuck me

alex: o-oh thats nice i dont have a girlfriend :(

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Agatha Baker

The most annoying bitch on earth of gta v

Me: Just driving around
Agatha baker: HI SOMETHING HAS COME UP MEET ME AT THE DIAMOND CASINO
Me: *Instantly kills myself*