Schlong

The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong

Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG

Smut

The best medicine for horny teenagers

“Dude what are you doing?”
“I’m reading smut.”

“Why?”
“Because it makes life better you uncultured dipshit.”

Put it in

When someone wants a dick In them.

“Babe! Put it in!! I want you now!” Said the girlfriend

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