Nicola

Nicola is like no one else in the entire world. He is the most beautiful Italian man you will ever encounter and can ever dream of. He is a handsome mix of Jude Law and Cillian Murphy, but the best part about him is not his looks, but his kind heart and strong mind. He wants you to think he is all business, but deep down inside he has a heart of gold. Nicola always gets what he wants, and always has gum on him. You must be careful with Nicola, because he has a big ego, that when bruised will destroy everything in his path. Sometimes, he can turn into cocaine bear. Nicola is very sexy, and turns on all the girls. He loves to clean and hates it when there’s water left on the bathroom sink. If you ever take a shower with Nicola, you must be sure to clean the glass door or there will be trouble. Don’t ever walk into his house with the shoes on if you want to live. He is the best lover you will ever find and his kisses and his eyes are a gift for the woman who dates him. You will fall in love with Nicola within seconds of meeting him and your world will never be the same again. If you ever find a Nicola, never let him go.

Wow, that Nicola is fine!