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Schlüff

(From the German/Yiddish verb schlüffen, to sleep)

Noun: a cat-nap. Can be used as a verb, to schlüff, to take a cat-nap

Why are you in the employee break room, taking a schlüff in the middle of your workday?

by Sexydimma March 10, 2022


Tyranny

What happens when one replaces democracy with autocracy and force

The democratic party wants to rule their ideological base by using something called tyranny.

by Sexydimma May 5, 2022


We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 7, 2024


chimney-sweep

(not offensive to anyone whose actual profession is or was a chimney-sweep):

a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.

b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor

c) a very offensive term used by white middle class intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working class who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working class and who become more 'black' than 'white' in terms of 'manners', music taste, etc.

if you are called a chimney-sweep, especially definitions a) and c) above you are not only pro-miscegenation, and don't really care about interracial marriages and stuff, but you have no clue what the term ehre weiBen kultur means.

by Sexydimma April 26, 2014

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Pussy Park

1) A park where lesbian females might gather and socialize

2) not to be confused with park pussy

A lesbian Nazi might frequent a pussy park

by Sexydimma January 1, 2022


Falun Gong

Falun Gong

in North America, a term for an immigrant of any background who for reasons of political persecution in their country of origin, immigrated to the United States.

person a) my grandfather was a Falun Gong.

person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?

person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies.

by Sexydimma February 14, 2013

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Falun Gong

in North America, a term for an immigrant of any background who was, in their country of origin, a member of a banned of political/ spiritual/religious movement or political organization/political affiliation who, for reasons of political persecution in their country of origin, immigrated to the United States.

person a) my grandfather was a Falun Gong.

person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?

person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies. Since Hitler wanted Louis XIV glory he banned all political movements other than the Nazi party.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2013