Alexsandra

A girl that makes the world a better place to live. She makes life worth living. Her brown eyes and wavy brown hair accompany a perfect body and a soothing voice to create the most perfect girl alive. Her adorable laughter will stay, massaging your ears for weeks. There has never been such a nice girl and as good as a friend as her. My heart belongs to her.

Austin: hey alexsandra!
Alexsandra: hi

Austin: i love you! God how are you so perfect?

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Seis de Mayo

Hipsters' version of Cinco de Mayo, becuase if hey celibrated that, it would be too "mainstream."

Elliot: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
James: Come on, you're killin' my buzz, wait 'till tomarrow.
Elliot: What's tomarrow?
James: Seis de Mayo, cause Cinco de Mayo's too mainstream.
Elliot: oh..cool?...
James: No.. chill.

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