Sabis

Oh, you want to have a normal school life that has good education with a reasonable price? Well, too fucking bad welcome to sabis where the teachers hate their jobs and couldn’t care less about you, you want a taste of the food? Sorry man, but the school lunch tastes like the rotten corpses of the children in a pedophile’s basement (I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if some 10 year old gets food poisoning because of it) Now, you might think that the school might be clean right? You can go check those bathrooms that haven’t been washed for like 3 years straight, and of course they only accept people with the standards of Jeff Bezos, if ur asf like me, i REALLY REALLY dont recommend you to try to get in this hell house called Sabis. Honestly, i will be honest here the exams are so unbearable, we have like 5 tests in every single fucking week, everything we learn is so useless like just teach me how to pay my taxes, but instead we learn shit like the quadratic formula. Chances of a random student committing suicide because of this hell of a school are alot. So, good luck! Oh, and if ur a student there, please for the love of god stop talking about how many kills you get in Fortnite, or i might just jump off a cliff. Sorry for my shitty i can’t be bothered to fix it.

{Imagine this is some funny meme or something idk, woohoo sabis}