Walahi

Arabic word conspicuously overused by men pretending to have adopted the Islamic faith in order to appear either educated, religious, and to verbally deflect & defend against various criminal & moral actions including but not limited to, Funeral Escorts; Bank Fraud; Tax Evasion; Police Impersonation; Felony Traffic Offenses; Marital Infidelity; Sex Offenses; Appeasement of Psychotic Side Pieces.

May often be used as a replacement for “uhh” or “ummm” when making up rapid excuses, lies or other untruths in the face of sleeping on the couch, in the office, or going to jail.

“I’m not running around town with other girls, WALAHI!”

“Walahi when I’m out of jail, we will be together!”

“Walahi, my bail won’t be revoked!” “
Walahi!! I never ran intersections with lights & sirens!”

“Walahi, I have never cheated on you WALAHI!!”

“Officer, walahi! I never fifty-fifty’ed that intersection!”

“WOMEN & CHILDREN NEED US!! WALAHI!!”

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