ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

dish dick

Dish Dick is the state of an individuals penis after washing dishes in a restaurant using the large pull-down dish washing machine. The penis will be teeny tiny due to being in a constant state of wetness, coupled with a very bad odor from the hours of sweat accumulating on the scrotum and or shaft of said penis.

After a hard nights work washing dishes at the restaurant I work at I was getting changed when one of the cute servers walked into the change room and saw my stinky dish dick which was embarassing due to the odor coupled with the shrinkage.

greendophile

One who is sexually obsessed with cash money. Gold, diamonds, coins, paper-money, checks, bonds and stocks (as well as any other currency or medium of payment) gives them giant boners and/or wet pussies. Submitted by Sh3p

My doctor thinks I am a greendophile because I had some of my parents life insurance money given to my in coin rolls so I could bang my asshole with them while I had my spouse made it rain a bunch of hundred dollar bills on my and we were watching a loop of Michael Douglas' monologue from Wall Street on t.v we have bolted to the ceiling. He's a quack, eh?

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QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!