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Hermaphobic

From the dickslomanis starfish roots, the fear of having your dick get so hard it turns into stone and falls off.

Bro what if my dick gets so hard it falls off?

Bro you're totally hermaphobic.

by Shaaark January 9, 2017

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Skin Nectar

The juices that flow through your pores whilst being caressed by your imaginary friend.

"What's on your face?"
"Oh, just my skin nectar."

by Shaaark January 10, 2017