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West Roxbury

Quite possibly the sorriest excuse for a tough neighborhood in the history of wigger towns. Everyone in West Roxbury, or "Westie" as it is called, is white, yet they seem to have an identity problem and believe themselves to be black. Westie kids often get crunk at "the field" with their homies. Often, these white people split up into groups which they call "gangs" such as Heavy Hitterz (HH), Mac 10, or Fruits & Vegetables (FNV). These gangs are nothing more than small groups of hoodlums who steal bikes from 8 year old girls and ride around in their mothers' minivans, while playing rap music at excessivley high volumes. They also tend to believe that they are complete bad asses, even while getting rides to hang outs in the same vans that their mothers once used to drive them to soccer practice every night. Many of these wiggers also seem to believe that they are the next Eminem, while in reality having no ability to rhyme.

Basically, West Roxbury is a perfectly safe neighborhood, and you have nothing to worry about while traveling through late at night. The worst that might happen if you're riding a bike is someone might ask you to please get off of your bicycle and let them get on. The wiggers might also ask you to buy them some beer.

Perhaps the only half decent person living there goes by the name Chigger G, but even he is a sorry excuse for a human being.

West Roxbury is the whitest and least tough neighborhood of Boston.

by Shabongadoo April 25, 2006

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Jamaica Plain

A neighborhood of Boston that's split up into two parts: Jamaica Spain and Gay P. Jamaica Spain is where all of the Dominicans and Puerto Ricans live, and is home to some of the roughest parts of Boston, such as the Bromley-Heath projects. Gay P is home to a lot of gay and lesbian people, and is also a very affluent section of Boston. The richest people live in the Moss Hill part of Jamaica Plain, which seems to seperate itself from the rest of the city of Boston. It's very fun to raise hell on Moss Hill on Halloween, and then run away from the police.

Jamaica Plain to many outsiders seems like it would be a terrible place to live, but that is simply because it is currently being overrun by yuppies who listen to indie music and smoke a lot. Other outsiders who only know Jamaica Plain from the Jamaica Spain section would often call it a rough neighborhood that would suck to live in, but because of plenty of ethnic diversity, many people are attracted to live in Jamaica Plain.

"I live in Jamaica Plain, and a guy got shot in front of my house."

by Shabongadoo August 3, 2006

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