Shabutacock

To trick or to prank in an immoral way; or just to shabutacock. She butt a cock

Steve: My friend shabutacocked me so hard.
Mr. Pager: How what happened?
Steve: When I fell asleep on a park bench, she tied my shoe to the leg, and lit a firework off right behind. I woke up, tried to run, then fell flat on my face.
Mr. Pager: That’s horrible, we got to shabutacock her back hard

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Porch Yeti

An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.

Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti

Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!

Cock guy

An impulsive male or female, with a bad attitude.

Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy

Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?

Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.

Snab

Too sneeze whilst eating butt or

snatch.

Ashley: Oh WoW did you just snab in side of me!
Gerald: oh yeah could not resist anymore!
Ashley: Can you snab in my butt now please?