b line

The act of Instantly locking your vision on breasts that just came into view.

Sometimes occuring when in the middle of a conversation the girl lifts up a first layer shirt revealing a cleavagy shirt underneath and expects you not to look.

Girls will often call you out on it even though they do it on purpose.

I was in the middle of talking, and you totally b lined when you saw my bikini top that I was revealing in front of you. Perv.

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Golden Teapot

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)

You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!