chatspeak

A disgrace to the English language.

omg wtf r u tinking gothz pwn punkz!!/1oneone

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hitch

To take a long time to do something

Dude I ask you to go and get the food and you a hitch

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patch bomb

a woman's Pubic Hair that grows natural, but is much larger than the ordinary patch. Basically, it looks like a patch bomb went off on her crotch.

That chick had a patch bomb

impaq

the newest group of pq

rap group

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brb

brb: be right back
internet talk

hey,
good game
brb

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Mocoso/a

Spanish slang for child.

These Mocosos never get tired of fuckin' around all day.

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zhang fei

a kick-ass drunkard that can yell really loud (evidently, because he scared off an army with a shout)

"we shal travel the path of virtue together, my brothers"

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