Zombee-jay

Taken from Dead Rising 2, when a female zombie (usually a former stripper or prostitute) starts biting you on her knees. Yes, like that. You have to wiggle your analog stick (shut up) to get away.

Me: That crazy hobo chick totally tried to give me a zombee-jay!

You: What did you do?

Me: Threw her off, then threw a football covered in grenades at her.

mftaw

Acronym for My First Thought As Well

OP: "Global Warming Is Fucking Real ZOMG!!!1!!11!one!eleven!"

Top Comment: "Dude you need to chill."

You: "Lol MFTAW"