Dweebus

That one person who thinks they’re your ‘friend’ but no one actually likes them. Is part of the Rick and Morty fandom and usually has a crush on another of your friends.

Friend 1: ‘Wait, is THAT ‘name’?
Friend 2: Well, they’re more a Dweebus than anything else.

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mensexual

A horny teenage girl who is totally turned on by all of her male teachers. She is usually crazy in a few ways and needs mental help due to her peculiar attraction to the young and married male ‘specimens’.

My friend is soooooo mensexual. It’s just sad.

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Pelli

The relationship that no one expected. The girl is waaaaaayyyyy out of his league and they both know this. This probably won’t last as she realises she has way too many options, other than this lost puppy. He generally has an obsession with something obscure (like terrible video games) and is super clingy.

Friend 1: Is THAT Pelli?
Friend 2: Yeah , don’t even know he hasn’t been dumped yet. Can’t believe she’s still part of Pelli.

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