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lost in illusions

When you are as high as fucked and everything you see seems like you are in Narnia and you start seeing things like Alice in "Alice in Wonderland". Mostly it is caused by shrooms or other drugs that can cause delusions or plays your mind.

Merwin: Dudeeee.. I was lost in illusions last night because of the shrooms that you gave me.

Rupert: Damn Bro! I didn't give them to you, you stole them from me!

by Shadyshadowmoon March 28, 2019


Comrade Red

Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.

Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.

Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)

by Shadyshadowmoon March 28, 2019


vulf

A man who is popular to girls. He has amazing charisma that attracts any girls he meets.

John: What's up bro! I heard you were a vulf last night. All the girls in Vanessa's house are thrilled to meet you again.

Paul: Nah... They are just being kind to me.

by Shadyshadowmoon March 27, 2019


silent breaker

A person who farts in a room with people and makes a fart sound that gets the attention of the people in the vicinity.

Tom: Hey bro! Isn't that Joe the silent breaker?

Bryan: Oh! I guess you are right hahaha. He surprised all of the people in the library with his fart sound.

by Shadyshadowmoon March 23, 2019