Chisum Yank

Basically a handjob. However it has to come from someone (male or female) who works in the West Texas Oil fields and therefore have the nastiest, knarliest most calloused hands imaginable.

Man that was weird. I was all fired up about the handjob she was offering after her 3 week shift in Odessa, but after it was said and done it’s was more like a Chisum Yank

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Big Dick Swag

When a guy looks like the average asshole or worse, but somehow has the hottest girl and the most confidence. He consistently out performs other men whilst simultaneously appearing to be an unattractive nimrod.

I can’t believe that chick is gonna marry him. He’s old and she’s hot. He really out kicked his coverage He must have real big dick swag.

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Foul Hook

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.

“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.

Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.

Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks