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Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

by Shaggy6913 August 19, 2024


Niggeritis

Definition #1. The onset of a disease in which a white person begins listening to shitty music and hanging out with the wrong crowd then they start to speak incorrectly while ultimately turning into a wigger.

Definition #2. A mental disorder among non-black women where they begin sleeping with black guys in order to piss off their parents while being treated like shit by the black guy and gaining AIDs along with other STDs, almost always ending with several fatherless children.

Example 1. Nick: hey where you been man we were supposed to hang out ?
James: sorry man I met these new friends and they showed me this cool CD I've never heard before.

one week later
Nick: hey what's going on man what have you been up to?
James: yoyoyo wat up ma nigga wats hapinin
Nick: what the fuck man niggeritis took you in a week?

Example 2. Kim: Daddy can't tell me who I can date, he can't control me I'll show him.

Jennifer: I know right feel the same way that's why I've got a secret boyfriend Jamal he has friends if you want to meet them.
Kim: that would piss daddy off so much, sounds like fun.
Jennifer: I'll warn you though he is a little controlling and I think he might have given me something but he claims that it wasn't him so I'm not sure.
Kim: well maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Jennifer: I just found out I'm pregnant with twins and Jamal just said it wasn't his even though I haven't been with anyone else now he blocked my number after saying that if I keep contacting he would get a restraining order, now I have to tell my father.
Kim: damn that sucks
Jennifer's dad: now what are you going to do with your life since you decided to go ruin over a case of niggeritis, you're not keeping those babies you better get in touch with that little piece of shit or I will find him.

by Shaggy6913 June 10, 2020

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