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Goddamn except with motherfucking in it.
10π 2π
The titties of kitties.
Eddie: Hey Tony, my kitten keeps sucking on this cat's breast.
Tony: That means that's his mother's kitty titty.
17π 6π
A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.
Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?
37π 7π
I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.
21π 6π
Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.
Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!
26π 9π
An Alaskan Heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. You sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.
I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan Heatstroke on the last day of Fall.
48π 32π
Something Adam Sandler says in his song "At a Medium Pace".
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls...
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with...
91π 36π