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The Tetris-like positions participants need to assume to fit into a densely packed orgy.
Andy Dickâs last party was in such a small apartment I had to take the L position in the orgygomy.
Yo best homie. BFF.
Yo trubru, what up? Dat waz da shit yo. Got yo back foreva.
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1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.
2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. âLambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gownâ she said softly. âI believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!â said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.
Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.
A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.
Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
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The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.
Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.
Extreme irritability caused by crash dieting and hypoglycemia.
Sheila had a slender tantrum at the office last Friday when she discovered someone had flipped her calendar to the appropriate month. Her supervisor provided her with juice and council.