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hippapotamus

An aggressive and fat nurse.

When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.

by Shakesmear May 12, 2022


fix your watch

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.

A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.

by Shakesmear May 14, 2022


angrosaxon

White, angry, and typically wealthy individuals filled with entitled rage.

The angrosaxon accused the establishment of serving him filet mignon that was not cooked sous vide, as advertised. By the third time the dish was served with an unmistakable helping of foam ubf (unidentifiable body fluid).

by Shakesmear May 12, 2022


iwack

Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.

Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.

by Shakesmear July 18, 2022