White people

You know the ones, the ones that move into a black neibourhood, and the head black mom is all like

­­"I dont mind the white people mivin in, they bring some whole foods whuth em, and some willie nelson, plus the cops dont break up our block parties no more"

"Yo terranced, can you grab some a that organic watermelon from Whole Foods, The white people there wont sell to me!"

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Alik

Guy with a dick of at least 7 and a half inches. Everyone knows it, but denies it thanks to jealousy.

Look at that alik over there, all I think about when I see him is envy.

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Florida

God's waiting room

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...

Liam

A guy who is occasionally gay. Loves to cook, ice dance, and dance the ballet. Loves to knit in his spare time. His penis would be no longer than 3 inches. Occasionally sends dick pics to his fellow dancers. Overall, a very submissive person, especially to his friends.

Oh Emma, that Liam got you pregnant again?

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