holy shroud

when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.

Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.

dirty shamchez

when an irishman pulls his cock out of a chicks ass then wipes it over her upper lip for the stink factor.

This broad tried to gross me out with a dutch oven the other night so I hooked her up with a dirty shamchez...ha! in your face bitch!

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hence my ass

a sarcastic offer to allow one to make sweet love to the subjects ass.

person one: Hey Lisa I just went shopping, hence the cool shoes!
person two: John, I'm not in the mood for you today, hence my ass!

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