Douche Nozzle

Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.

That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !

MMSOL

Made Me Snort Out Loud.

When you get a joke or a meme and you involuntarily either intake or exhale a quick breath making a snorting sound instead of laughing.

Kris: Did you see that last

You: Did you see that last polar bear meme I sent?

Me: MMSOL.