Carrie Underwood

The winner of one of the seasons of American Idol who used to be a good, humble singer but now is an arrogant whore. She recently wore 9 different dresses to one award show, since one is apparently not good enough for her.

Friend of Tony Romo: "Hey, weren't you with that Carrie Underwood chick?"

Tony Romo: "Yeah, but she's a bitch so now I've got Jessica."

You know things are bad when Jessica Simpson is an upgrade.

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