Try-aholic

Someone who tries too hard but never succeeds. Trying is always a good thing, unless you try to impress others by boasting, bragging & lying incessantly. A very sad existence which is hard for others to see. Others feel sorry for the ones they love. The only cure for this sort is the bible, which they will never take time to read.

Cut him some slack, he's a try-aholic
He just embarrasses himself with his complete lies! Well, you know.....he is a try-aholic.
You can't stop him, he's trying too hard. Just laugh & walk away..

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Cyrus

A total geek to the umpth degree. You can make fun of his geekinees which he will find a way to defend & sound even dorkier. He is a genius, totally clever. He may take years to get back to you due to doing as much research as possible from any & every given legitimate source, maybe even the occasional "leshitament" source. A Cyrus is proud of the fine art of crochet, although he cannot spell it which is his only redeeming factor in his situation. He is unbreakable in a friendly spar & can take some sharp jabs, but only if out of love. A genuine guy you can't help but love. A rock.

M: "I'm having the best tease fest with Cyrus!!"

S: "Ooh, give me his number. I wanna play too!! I haven't seen him in yrs, but still have great material with him".

A: "You wanna come to Cyrus' for the weekend?"

S:" That's a given! Does he still have Street Fighter?! I don't mind flailing about like a raging idiot just to flatten Cy in the game!"

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Marcus

The best guy you will ever meet. One could only hope to have a Marcus as their friend as he'll be there with you at the drop of a hat be it in a time of need or just to chill together & laugh at others expense. A Marcus has a bit of a past, but it has only made him stronger. He does not put up with nonsense. Once you have him as a friend you've met the best person of your life. Often misunderstood, he don't care. He knows the ones he truly loves know him inside out. Honest, caring, loving & freakin hilarious. Sarcasm beyond many's comprehension, as they do not deserve to know him.

I love me some Marcus, he's the best friend you could ever have.

Man, I wish I could be like a Marcus to that fine girl, she would inevitably fall in love.

His smile is infectious, his laugh above all others. I need me some Marcus time.

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