Mascu-cackling

When men blather on about sports or some similar arguable inane topic in a gruff but still bitchy manner.

Guy: Barry Bonds' record will always have an asterisk next to it.

Other Guy: What kid? Shut the fuck up. Barry Bonds is still the best hitter ever.

Other other guy: Will you fucking douchebags quit your mascu-cackling. No one gives a fuck about Barry Bonds. Now get to work.

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snoikel

A sex act wherein one partner induces a sneezing fit by snorting pepper and proceed to sneeze on the other partners scrotum.

"She's a freak. Bitch gave me a snoikel and then I came on her ponytail."