Scuckism

A religion/hyper specific form of cuckoldry that features the cuckold riding a skateboard on human bicycle ramp, the human(s) in question are the "hole person" and the "inverted hole person" intimately engage in sexual intercourse under the ramp, the skater cuck is either in absolute ecstasy or in tears.

I am an ardent follower of scuckism, a scuckold, a scucky wucky.

Hopper

A person who has erectile dysfunction, derogatory.

"Dude you're such a fucking hopper, stop being such a hopper, you're infecting me with your hop"