DC

-America's capitol city. White house, fancy buildings, blah, blah, blah. Also holds one of the highest murder rates in the country. Don't walk inner city streets alone after dark. Just a friendly warning.

kid 1- I'm from DC! Are you from DC?
kid 2- Yeah, well, sort of. I live in silver spring.
kid 1- fuckin liar! you said you were from DC!
kid 2- Yeah, well, where are you from in DC?
kid 1- (silence) um, Alexandria.

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