10mm socket

Where the fuck did that shit go? I don’t know I’m on my fifth one this year.

“I spend more on 10mm sockets than I did on the entire car.”

Astrology

A method adopted blatant judgement based off of birth month, prominently used by teenage white girls that is complete and utter bullshit and has just about the same effect on anything as the rocks people believe in.

Sane person: “Astrology is fake.”

Some white girl: “Oh mY gOD yoU mUSt bE A saGiTtaRIus.”

Pornhub

Genuinely the chillest fucking place ever and I have no clue why

“Boutta go on pornhub for the 5th time today.”

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The Rock

10 time WWE wrestling champion who is now a big name in the cinema industry.

Self described “most electrifying man in sports entertainment” and also self described “mountain of a man” which I think can be agreed on by most if not all people.

“Did you see that new movie? The Rock is in it.”

“Well that barely narrows it down at all.”

Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy

“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”

TommyInnit

A stupid British kid who doesn’t shut the fuck up ever

TommyInnit makes me want to die

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