KOMPRESSOR

KOMPRESSOR is a German Techno/Industrial artist known for donning a rubber alien mask and acting all angry, as well as writing amusing lyrics.

His music is quite ironic. He’ll play pretty heavy sounding industrial while chanting in a menacing voice about how you should eat vitamins and brush your teeth. Some of his favorite subjects seem to be “CRUSHING” things and “SYNTHESIZER POWER”.

KOMPRESSOR will crush fronting rappers with his SYNTHESIZER!

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marines

The ones who actually have to do the dirty work when the government goes to war. They are renowned for being the toughest, and for acting on order without question.

The President may have ordered the strike, but the Marines are the ones who will die for it.

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The Country of France

The Country of France. They are the inventors of the six gear tanks (5 reverse, 1 forward) and also have the highest cotton per capita of any nation in the world. They are organized and well prepared. Germany's visit in 1940 provides a great example: store owners had changed their signs to German weeks in advance, children in school recited German instead of the usual French, and the gardeners were working extra hard to put trees up in time for the German soldiers to walk in the shade.
France is also a wonderful teacher. When the US asked France to help them in the "War against Terrorism", France agreed. The next day, the French were setting up workshops in Afghanistan teaching the Taliban how to surrender. France is a large country, but they are peaceful and have never fought a war in history, contrary to popular belief. This is the Country of France.

Q: Where do you find 92,000,000 french jokes?

A: In France.

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box cutters

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.

Box cutters make shitty weapons.

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gothling

A person who shows an interest in being goth yet doesnt show the essential qualities.

For example, Carling is a gothling.

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turban

A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.

That turban is bling!

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Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

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