Fartface

A jackass, jerk, dink, prick, bastard.

Jon Tingley stole Colin's Furby(TM); but it's ok, Colin had it coming, the fartface stole Jon's Pocket Pussy (TM) and uses it as a cooler for his tall boy beer.

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Goblinize

To consume some thing with stealth and speed.

Note: nothing to do with knob-gobblin'.

Dad fell asleep while writing "The Gonzo Pipeline".

When he awoke, he flipped out as once again, his PC had goblinized his newsletter.

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