The Adams chili rainbow

During anal intercourse, the inserter urinates, releasing from the receiver's anus a combination of urine, blood and feces.

Trevor couldn't reach orgasm during condom-less anal sex because of his need to urinate, thus his release of urination into Ashley, causing the Adams chili rainbow.

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Twitillated

When a person first signs up for Twitter and they receive automatic replies from established users whose generic messages at first appear unique.

Joe: At first I thought Kanye West sent me a "thank you" for following his Twitter account. But after finding out it was a generic response, I was just twitillated!

Randy: Yeah, that's why you don't use Twitter.

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Mormonism

Jesus version 2.0

Hey didn't Jesus say don't add or take away from His scripture? Oh snap! Mormonism!

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Glenn Beck

The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.

Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.

Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!

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car salesman

A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers

customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?

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Bomb the Base

When a person working in a multi-story office with a basement (usually a skyscraper) chooses to use the basement bathroom for "number two" or "dropping bombs" instead of using the floor he or she works on.

Hence, to bomb the base.

A spin off the 90s DJ name "Bomb The Bass."

Derek: Hey, do you want me to drop off your mail?
Tom: Yeah sure. But the mail slot is in the basement. We are on the 18th floor. Why are you headed down there?
Derek: After that enchilada lunch I fear I have no choice but to bomb the base.

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ˈæm·br&#596

A link some guy created when referring to "tldr." The fact you have clicked on this link probably means you have seen all there is to see on the Internet. Go outside, get some exercise.

Bob: I clicked on ˈæm·br&#596
Steve: wow, I didn't know that was possible. You need to get a life

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