A penis hickey is a hematoma of any size and any shape on the penis caused by rough oral action.
Fuck, my girl gave me a penis hickey!
Wow dude, you're one lucky bastard!
Yea I know man, I ain't complaining
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When having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having sex with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the sex with him
coffee mmm oh yesssss damn sooo goood
babe, stop having coffee sex with my coffee!
I can't, sorry, it's sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm
You never make such noises when you're in bed with me :(
Well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you're brewing?
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