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Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022


Wackle

To gently and playfully hit someone as they make you laugh out loud.

I wackled Darcey as she made me laugh so loudly at her joke.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022


Nikki-Jay

A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.

What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!

by Sharksie May 10, 2022


Foo Faaaaaa

The Foo Faaaaaa is an acceptable regional word for the vajayjay or Kofi Annan. It can only be described in polite company, as the lady garden or front bum. This word is specific to the region of the north or Ireland because ladies in Lincoln apparently do NOT have a Foo Faaaaaa.

Sharkey, my Foo Faaaaaa is ready for some of that there sweet lovin' you got.

by Sharksie July 3, 2022


Foo Faaaaaa

A Foo Faaaaaa is a commonly used term for an Irish lady's girlie garden. Used mostly in polite company or in the company of younger children to protect their delicate little ears from unpleasant words such as vagina or clitoris.

I just felt a lovely little tingle in my Foo Faaaaaa.

Can I shove the ice cube up my Foo Faaaaaa yet, Sharkey?

by Sharksie June 1, 2022


Holidoo

A Holidoo a day off that British people think of as a holiday which in fact to Northern Irish people is an essential day taken to DO something for someone else like undertake a task or responsibility. For example taking a day off work to arrange a birthday party or take my daughter to a water park to do something for her on HER holiday.

Sharkey I took a Holidoo to arrange a birthday party for wee bu, that's quite different to a holiday because I wasn't doing anything relaxing for myself and a holiday in the actual dictionary states it is"an extended period of leisure and recreation".... therefore this wasn't a holiday but a Holidoo which is a day off but not a holiday. Different see?

by Sharksie July 30, 2022


GOZO

A gozo is a period of recalibration between two new lovers who have committed to spend their lives together. It is often within the first few dates as the couple are finding how to be together when differences of opinion or misunderstanding arise. A gozo could be mistakenly misunderstood by one of the parties as an annihilation or an unrelenting targeted attack of criticism on him but is in fact some loving communication to help the individuals understand how to find compromise. It's often found to happen between two very headstrong people who utterly adore each other but are also quite set in their ways. As a gozo unfolds it is lucky if the recalibrating conversation is helped along and makes its point with a timely freaky thick black hand hair appearing that one of the lovers makes some weird story up about it belonging to the other person because he knows some girl is New Zealand or Australia or Hawaii or South Africa somewhere that it happened to (I mean...what?). Ultimately a gozo is inevitable as it is part of the process of bonding two lives and families together with commitment, support, strength, love and equality. It paves the way for a happy fair family life and smooths the path in front for the couple

Malta was amazing but the gozo was really hard...apart from the seafood and swimming and the eyebrows and the cannibal fish.

by Sharksie September 14, 2022