Spousually Active

The period of time where a person is actively monogamous with their spouse.

Friend: Hey man are you going to hook up with Becky later.
Husband: I can't. I'm spousually active right now.

Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

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