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A selfie taken to make the people not in it jealous, especially when you post it online
Tristan: I thought Nathan was gonna join us for the trip
Laura: he's such a fucking loser, let's post a million jealfies on instagram asap
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A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken
Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro
adj. Someone who is self-sufficient and efficient in taking selfies
Trisha: Robin is so selficient
Bobby: Damn right girl, even Nathan looks good in the photo
adj. Self-Sufficient and Efficient in taking Seflies
Kevin: Hand me the phone, I'll take our selfie
Bobby: Bro, that's a sick shot, even Nathan looks good. You're truly Selficient