Stonk On

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down

Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"

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Boxer Tent

Not every guy goes to scouts but they can all pitch a tent in the morning

Erection of said tent can be achieved through the employment of your morning stonk on.

Sharpie "Oi wid, want to see my boxer tent?"

Wid "Nah Sharpie keep your stonk on to yourself"

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