rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

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ldi*

ldi<insert the first letter of your town here>. An abbreviation for "Littlest Dick In <wherever>". You can use it to joke about yourself or hang shit on someone.

Yeah, Mike reckons he's got LDIM, but it makes HIM cum!!

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