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Cluster Bomb

A particularly rare kind of sex scene using simply a 30 foot ladder, a horny man, and a willing young lady. As you about to fuck her in the ass, ask her, "Do you need to shit?". If so say "Baby, cluster bomb me." Now what you do from then on is have her climb up the ladder as high as she can go and have her just relax. After this lay down under her ass, which will be hanging off the back of the ladder. Now, spray paint a bulls-eye around your genitals, (preffered the penis, or 'nutz') and watch her drop the gift off at amazing altitudes. This sexual act must NOT be taken lightly, this is a very special occasion not to be wasted.

Jerry and Gina got caught doing an amazing Cluster Bomb by her imaginary friend. It was soo embarrasing.

by Shartikus April 29, 2009

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