bleyja

bleyja is the weird girl… sheeees kinda quirky😜 she likes to hang out with the boys because the girls are too much drama🙄 bleyja used to do ballet, but then she said “frick this” and started playing soccer instead.

“yo, did you see bleyja last night?”
“no.”

shartspots

Shart rings, similar to crop circles, in your underwear caused by excessive turtling while passing gas.

Holy shit, my underwear is a near work of art with all the shartspots

Reverse Dolphin Cry

The reverse of the Dolphin Cry (where the male is have doggie style sex with a female and proceeds to remove his member from her vagina and insert it in to her anus). With the reverse, the female sneaks a strap-on dildo on to herself and applies the same technique to her male partner.

"Everything was going great until that bitch made me Reverse Dolphin Cry"

"I thought I was suddenly shitting myself but it turns out my girlfriend was forcing me to Reverse Dolphin Cry"

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dank cheese

Dank Cheese is the rarest of cheeses.

This is some dank cheese fam!

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