apple smoothie party

An apple smoothie party is a super fun party where you cut off the hair of your friend, then you stick it in an apple flavored juul and smoke it until you cant breathe and the person next to you has to revive you by making a smoothie and shoving it down your throat until you pass away. once you dye then the person can use the magic of the creature called maliker. maliker is a gracious creature and will grant you a second chance at life! so try this party sometime!

Kate: Hey man wanna come over and have an apple smoothie party?
John. no.

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ShatFart

When you have expolsive diareha and its feels like you will fart but a whole nuke of shit and ass comes out of your body

Me: ugh i Shatfart yesterday infront of my crush
Friend: i can still smell it
Me: *Angry Emoji*

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