splittin a rick

when 2 bicurious males dabble with their sexuality by equally contributing to pay a hispanic immigrant (male) for a quick eiffel tower sesh, the equal division of payment is to ensure neither party reveals the act to anyone else and after which they take the immigrant to taco bell.

Bill - Yo Chris, you know how we've always thought about... you know...
Chris - Yeah... what about it? We said we wouldnt bring it up...
Bill - I know I know but I figured we should just settle it once and for all. So this weekend I thought we could go splittin a rick.
Chris - I don't think we have a taco bell by us though...
Bill - Damn, nevermind...