IDGPTNF

I Don't Get Paid Till Next Friday. The sad lament of struggling Late Millennials and Early GenZ folks beset by student loans.

My homie regularly cries IDGPTNF in the face of every financial crisis.

My phone was trippin'

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.

I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.

divoid

An empty-headed diva or divo, someone with a fashion sense but little else in their brain

Omg, did you hear how dumb that divoid's convo was? A lot of words, but with no There there.

bgdulz

Sport referees:

Blind Guys Dressed-Up Like Zebras.

The BGDULZ called a bunk foul on my team.

deswoop

verb: to return a person to the location where you picked them up.

"Oh man, Rob swooped me up so we could hang out at his place. And then he deswooped me back to my door."

decellulitis

That naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world

OMG! I've got decellulitis -- my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and I'm lost without it.

NND

Non-Negotiable Demand. An unreasonable request by a friend or associate, usually issued the way a petulant child would demand his toy or his blankie.

For those old enough to remember, it was common during the 1970's for militant organizations to set up a table on a college campus and loudly announce "We Have The Following List of Non-Negotiable Demands."

Julius called me and made an NND that I pay his phonebill this month.

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