Redneck shower

When you wont take the time to wash your BO off or waited to the last second to get ready so you wiped deodorant all over yourself to cover up the smell

Dad: Hey its time to go to your friend's birthday party,did you take a shower?

Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.

Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!

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