Magic Johnson

A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.

I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.

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Texas

Texting on your cell phone while driving a Lexus.
Warning: Void in all leases.

I know I've made it now; I'm Texas.

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