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She-Krueger

The psycho-bitch from hell that crawls out from the inner cage when one's significant other lies or creates drama. She-Krueger wreaks massive havoc on the entire scene by snarling, growling, spitting, uttering incomplete sentences, throwing missiles, hurling insults, while her head is spinning round on her neck - vomit spewing everywhere. It's not pretty when She-Krueger comes out of the inner cage; everyone better run and hide!

You think that woman's a bitch?!?! Ain't got nothin' on She-Krueger! When my girlfriend catches me in a lie... Oh lawd; She-Krueger comes out of the inner cage, and THAT is one scary bitch! One of my friends accidentally witnessed She-Krueger. That poor fool ran off screaming in the night, with his hair on fire, eventually found his way home and locked himself in his room for days. His mama couldn't coax him out for nothin'; not even fresh oven-baked cookies and milk. Don't let your woman unleash She-Krueger: be nice to her!

by She-Krueger November 11, 2018