Marine Force Recon

Marine Force Recon
1) Best military fighting force in the whole fucking world

2) Chuck Norris in miniature

You can run, you can hide, but Marine Force Recon will find you anyways and kick your filthy ass across the globe

Terrorist 1: Hey, whats that?
Terrorist 2: I think its a.... Oh FU...

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ntfs

1) An abreviation for Not Too Fucking Smart

2) May also refer to the New Technology File System. The file system introduced with Windows NT to replace the File Allocation Table (FAT) system. Used by Windows NT, 2000, XP, Vista, Server 2003, and Server 2008

Guy 1: Man, Jenny is NTFS,
Guy 2: Yeah, she won't stop babling about how The Hills is "sooo true!"

Guy 3: Should I reformat my new harddrive as NTFS or would I loose all my porn?
Nerd: NTFS isn't that huge of an improvement. Besides, everyone knows Linux is way better for storing, sorting and categorizing your porn!

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