wannabee snail

When a male cums inside a girl, and she drags her pussy acros the floor and pretends to be a snail.

I did a wannabee snail last night at my boyfriends house.

chlam slam

When you have chlamydia you fuck a girl and tell her you have chlamydia when you already came inside her and wait untill you get slapped.

Last night i had a one-night stand and used the chlam slam.